Despite Jez’s poor performance in bed Cally books them to go on tour and although the Wolverhampton Festivus gig falls through they do still have Life 08, a Christian Rock Fest. It seems bad but as roadie Mark points out, the download market for Christian Rock is huge!

Whilst ‘Gunny’ brings immediate war gun satisfaction to Mark and Jez, the cash proves harder to get hold of after Jeremy’s mum turns up with Martin her current boyfriend and some bad news; due to tax and probate there’s only twenty grand in total, and most of that is going on a holiday investment in Corfu.

What am I even doing in this country? The evening is less than successful but just when it seems he’s going to be yet another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool and into the arms of the sex industry, he spots Saz at the bar and makes his move with a bottle of Budvar.

Heartbreak tuna? Sophie’s star-struck cousin gives Jeremy his demo CD, which turns out to be far better than anything he and Super Hans have yet come up with. The duo use it to secure a gig and set about enrolling the talented Barney into the group, though they can’t resist abusing his eagerness to please.

Whilst ‘Gunny’ brings immediate war gun satisfaction to Mark and Jez, the cash proves harder to get hold of after Jeremy’s mum turns up with Martin her current boyfriend and some bad news; due to tax and probate there’s only twenty grand in total, and most of that is going on a holiday investment in Corfu.

At the church, Mark hides upstairs while he tries to make up his mind about marrying Sophie. Jez however, wants to go to the toilet but Mark refuses him to do so. He then wets himself, but his urine goes through the floorboards and leaks through down to the ceiling below, giving them away. Finally, Sophie and Mark marry, but on the way to the reception, Sophie breaks down and runs away. Jez discovers that Super Hans and Nancy have come, but are instead embracing each other outside the church.

However, she has married to Foz, one of Mark’s childhood tormentors. Mark decides to try and seduce Sally while Sophie is away on a business trip. Mark discovers that Jez is literally a “Handyman”, having to give the Orgazoid handjobs. He quits the job, with Super Hans taking the position. Mark tries to pretend that the Orgazoid’s house is his own to make Sally like him, but Foz discovers their realtionship and stops Mark for seeing Sally again.

Sophie worries about not seeing enough of Mark and decides to join the gym as well. However, as Mark has told Matt about not loving Sophie, he and Jez decide to try and get him fired so they can both be happy. They do so, but then see him again during a judo class. Mark and Jez try and protect themselves by using Sophie and Nancy as human shields.